8 Mile Freestyle vs "Lickty Spilt" Lyrics

Song Text:

[Lickety Split]

This guy's a choke artist
Ya catch a bad
one
Your better off shootin yourself
With Papa Doc's handgun
Climbin up
this mountain your weak
Ill leave you lost without a paddle
Floatin shits
creek

You ain't Detroit, Im the D
Your the new kid on the
block
Bout to get smacked back to the boonedocks
Fuckin Nazi, this crowd
ain't your type
Take some real advice and form a group with Vanilla
Ice
And what I tell you, you better use it
This guy's a hillbilly, this
ain't Willie Nelson music

Trailor trash, Ill choke you to your last
breath
And have you lookin foolish
Like Cheddar Bob when he shot
himself
Silly Rabbit, I know why they call you that
Cause you follow
Future like you got carrots up his asscrack
And when you actin up thats when
you got jacked up
And left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked
up

Ill crack your shoulder blade
Youll get dropped so hard
Elvis
will start turnin in his grave
I dont know why they let you out in the
dark
You need to take your white ass back across 8 mile
To the trailor
park

[Rabbit]

This guy raps like his parents jerked
him
He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version
This whole crowd looks
suspicious
Its all dudes in here, except for these bitches
So Im a German,
Eh
Thats ok, you look like a fuckin worm with braids
These Leaders of the
Free World rookies
Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

Talkin bout
shits creek
Bitch, you could be up piss creek
With paddles this
deep
Your still gonna sink
Your a disgrace
Yeah, they call me
Rabbit
This is a turtle race

He can't get with me spittin this
shit
Wickedly lickety shot
Spickety spickety split lickety
So Im gonna
turn around with a great smile
And walk my white ass back across 8 mile!