Tumbleweed Lyrics

Song Text:

[Hook (Afroman talking)]
Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
Somebody's callin my name (if you listen closely baby)
Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
Somebody's callin my name
Hush (listen baby) hush (somebody's callin)
Somebody's callin my name
Oh my lord, oh my lord, what shall I do

(A man sometimes girls think I'm crazy cause I wake
her up and I tell her)
Sounds like Jesus (sounds like Jesus)
Somebody's callin my name (I know I'm high but baby)
Sounds like Jesus
And somebody's callin my name
Sounds like Jesus
Somebody's callin my name
Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do

(You know man, I think about all the hard times that I
went through and I think)
I'm so glad that trouble don't last always
I'm so glad that trouble don't last always
I'm so glad I'm glad that trouble don't last always
Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do

I gotta feelin, that everything's gonna be all right
I gotta feelin everything's gonna be all right
I gotta feelin that everything's gonna be all right
Be all right
Be all right
Be all right

(A man it's funny cause I learnt this song when I was a little kid
When I went to visit my granddaddy down there in Mobile, Alabama
He stayed in this place called Trendy Garden you know what I'm sayin?
He used to grow his vegetables right there on the side of the house
And every now and then he'd get me to help him out know what I'm sayin?
And as he was like weedin out his garden and everything
He'd sing all kinda tunes and hymns know what I'm sayin?
And sometime he'd sing the same one like over and over and over again
You know what I'm sayin?
He'd get tired of singin the words
Sometimes he'd take a sip of his water outta that glass jar, set it back down
And while we was plantin them collard greens, he'd hum it
Just like this right here, help me out cuz, you know how we used to do it)

[*humming*]

It gets all in my hands
It gets all in my feet
It makes me wanna sing my song
To every little girl I meet
It gets all in my heart
It gets all in my sole
It comes straight out my mouth
And then I lose control
Cause I, I got this feelin, that everything's gonna be all right
Be all right
Be all right
Be all right
Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It was this blind man,
right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his
way down the street with this stick, right?
Ay, he walked past this fish
market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
said
Woo, good morning ladies
You like that shit man?
Ay, I got a gang
of that shit, man
I tell you what
My man on the guitar
Ay, fool on the
drums
Everybody just crowd 'round the mic
I tell you all these
motherfuckin' jokes I got man
So first I'm gonna start it off like
this
Help me sing it home boy, come on
Said colt 45 and two
zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them
dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds
and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin on datin
rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and my
cd's just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown in a
small white town
They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on the
corner sellin' rap CD's
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride
in my Caddy
cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long I grew a
fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked
my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba sheeba got
my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back
window
But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to
the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I
ever had
Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just
one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can
go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the
bong like Cheech and Chong
It still takes from here to Hong Kong

So
roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as
hell flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin on datin rims
So roll, roll the
83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
I bet
my Cavy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she
looked good
I took her to my house
Cuz she was fine
But she whooped out
a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made
love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that
pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I
met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties,
too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from
Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said I E
Lips was breakfast
Pussy
was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch
Met Colonel
Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you
just bump me
I came in her mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret
blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we
need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the
marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop
and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
It still takes from here to Hong
Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and
said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her 'til she
turned into a white albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on
credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth
now I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the
border of Mexico
Fine young thang said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up
just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know
I'm a cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all
we need
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the
marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop
and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
It still takes from here to Hong
Kong

Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just
ain't no good? (say what)
I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her
wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat
the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in
That's her
big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
So
you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
You start talkin'
real fast (I don't bang)
But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman
So
he start beatin' on yo' ass
Now ya clothes all muddy
Ya nose all
bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's all (what)
You thought you had a
girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
Said colt 45 and
two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park...